* If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over! * To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"; If you needed a break from life, click on suspend. * Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. * To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. * To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel. * To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. * If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. * When you lose anything, Just click on find. * "Help" with the chores is just a click away. * Insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash?. * And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way!