If Only Life Were This Easy




* If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete"

  and start all over!



* To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"; If you needed 

  a break from life, click on suspend.



* Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.



* To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.



* To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and 

  control panel.



* To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.



* If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.



* When you lose anything, Just click on find.



* "Help" with the chores is just a click away.



* Insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette 

  to recover from a crash?.



* And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on

  it's way!





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